Even though I've got these
 timid genitals
 that hide in my interior rather than throbbing
 to greet the sun
you've got to believe me
I yearn to crouch
 balance on my heels
 thighs firm and taut
   bare my vagina to the wet air and
     release myself into the dirt
     watch my liquid carve delicate canyons
     into the earth and maybe steam
       if it's cold enough
     like a volcano
     like lava
     warming the thicket
     between my legs for one ecstatic moment
 and actually I love that I have to crouch
 can't just whip it out
 have to take my time
 maybe stare down a spider in her web
 as I angle away from the denim and cotton
   pooled around my legs
 then clean myself up
   like I matter
it's a blessing
 and if you wake up with a vagina one morning
 I suggest trying it out
 right away
 yes
 first thing before
   fingering
     or fucking
go piss in the woods.